taint 

In speech: isn't quite, shouldn't be but is, a slight ly distasteful example of/or isn't of something.

In human anatomy: a part of the physical body that defies description or definition. an area of the body that is more of an ambigous thing

Oh man, it just taint right! Almost but, it shouldn't be so, er, uh, little!

Ugh! Your taint's showing, man! Cover that thing up that disgutin' thing!

taint by SmokeyJoe January 5, 2005

Taint my Nigger 

An expression used to display anger or displeasure with a given situation

Shaniqua: "Fuck, you broke my phone?!?!? Taint my Nigger!!!!"

Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"

Taint my Nigger by Evan Turner March 20, 2009

taintbrush 

A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.

My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!

taintbrush by Siegle September 28, 2005

taint gravel 

a combination of pussy butter and ass juice that happens to look alot like grits.

or the smell of both together.

dam that guys breath smells like taint gravel.

that bitches twat reminded me of taint gravel.

taint gravel by azcaag June 19, 2008

Taint Misbehavin' 

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as The Brown Derby.

On the way to grandma's house Amy and I were involved in an auto accident. When asked for our statement by the officer, Amy calmly explained that we were Taint Misbehavin'. We were not cited for causing the accident.

Taint Misbehavin' by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

'tain 

to jack or lift something which does not belong to you. Derived from the word "obtain"

Just got back from Wally World; 'tained me five sets of ping-pong balls and a pack of gum.

'tain by p-hil(e) August 6, 2008

taint shot 

when a man shoots his girlfriend (or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out after sex.

he totally got his girl with a taint shot.

taint shot by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008