Gary Pallister Toast

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

French toast

A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children

"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."

by linuxalexa November 11, 2008

labradour on toast

labradour on toast the equivilent to its all good and its all gravy. A term to express how your feeling or whats going on around you in a good and/or positive way.

'I'ts all labradour on toast'

by lauren xxx August 10, 2006

Pussy Toast

A rap lyric used by t-Dog & Nick from the movie ''Still Waiting'' at the end credits,quite possibly the Best Rap Song EVER made by two White Guys...

Nick...Yum Pussy Toast Pussy Pussy Pussy Toast...
T-Dog...Yeah that's what I'm talkin' about!

by corona_24pk May 23, 2010

Making Toast

to be too busy to handle another task; preoccupied

man, dont bother me, i have an exam tomorrow morning and im making toast

by jcrew122392 May 15, 2008

Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.

by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009

Wonder Toast

Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.

His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.

by Nicole Brice December 29, 2007