TheOneHumanDino

A YouTuber and great colleague of mine that has a very bad upload schedule

Guy1: Did you see the new TheOneHumanDino video
Guy2: No
Guy1: That’s because he never uploads silly billy

by Simmsy07 May 26, 2021

Theorectumly

according to a theory of an idea pulled out of one's ass

Theorectumly, there is a universe in an infinite number of universes in which I am smarter than an average garden gnome.

by ThatOneGuy-_- February 23, 2022

Theory of Cuntization

Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.

"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"

"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"

by Kate Cunty October 4, 2023

Celery Theory

Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.

The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?

Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!

by Chfuck Yeah! March 10, 2011

Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head

Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!

by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015

Reese Theory

A scary individual that is an absolute ape and alpha of a man AWOOOGA

REESE IS SUS REESE IS SUS VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT

be scared reese theory

by fradern September 4, 2021

Film Theory

One of the many youtube channels Matpat runs. This one explanes the lore of many tv shows, movies, youtube shorts, youtube videos, or just anything you can find thats a video or short clip.

Have you ever heard of Film Theory?
That's just a theory, a Film Theory!

by Simply_tato February 28, 2022