Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022

Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!

Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?

by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022

Snail Trail

When you scoot your cooter on the carpet

Have you ever rubbed your cooter on the carpet and said “I’m a snail I’m a snail” and made a snail trail?

by SnailTrail2.0 April 30, 2021

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened

Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”

by Brokenbarbie688 August 20, 2023

Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.

"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."

by firerock1 May 26, 2020

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023