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Toberona hoods

Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed
Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”
by Tuba rat October 7, 2018
mugGet the Toberona hoodsmug.

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.
I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.
by seas726 April 3, 2021
mugGet the hood bidetmug.

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.
“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “
by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021
mugGet the hood marriedmug.

gay and hood

When a person is gay/bi/trans, yet will still fuck you or anybody else up.
Leave them alone, they are gay and hood
by DiamondCakes11 June 15, 2018
mugGet the gay and hoodmug.

Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014
mugGet the Hood MacGyvermug.

Hood Rich

1.) The act of being hood or ghetto in a celebrative matter. When something or someone is ‘Hood Rich,’ it often expose high glam, popularity, southern hospitality, a little bit of income, a relax state of mind, or positive living in a not-so positive place. When it comes to some exerts of being Hood Rich, it can be viewed as enjoying a Friday evening with the block boys, pretty girls, cheap alcohol beverages, pressure (cannabis), and music enjoying a night-in a term like that, the even can be described as a ‘Hood Rich’ event.
2.) A Hood Rich person is someone living in a project, block, or ghetto that has a pleasant lifestyle of a type of lower social status luxery.
3.) A term describing a success from nothing to something.
Person 1: Damn nigga what a beautiful southern night! Girls, brew, pressure, and black-n-milds!
Person 2: Yea nigga this is Hood Rich!

Jackie: Damn look at Tommy he be looking all hooked up.
Lilly: I know right and he be staying up in them Rembrant Apartments, how he be doing that?
Jackie: I don't know that nigga got it Hood Rich though.
by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008
mugGet the Hood Richmug.

penis hood

Penis Hood. Also Penishood-A group of fellas. A group with no females in it. May include transgenders.
Penis hood. also Penishood- when the fellas get together to watch a game or do some bird doggin. we in the penishood.
also used to describe prison life for men.
by boneyard G November 12, 2013
mugGet the penis hoodmug.

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