the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie July 16, 2008

no hoods in school

The Dumbest fucking rule in school

Kid:*puts up hood*
Teacher:No hoods in school!!!
Kid:WTF

by Eatus_skeetus_fetus_deletus October 15, 2019

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.

“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “

by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021

Hood gangsta

Syd

Oi nah mate Syd is absolute hood gangsta

by Dyamicsoul67 September 25, 2020

Hood Rich

1.) The act of being hood or ghetto in a celebrative matter. When something or someone is ‘Hood Rich,’ it often expose high glam, popularity, southern hospitality, a little bit of income, a relax state of mind, or positive living in a not-so positive place. When it comes to some exerts of being Hood Rich, it can be viewed as enjoying a Friday evening with the block boys, pretty girls, cheap alcohol beverages, pressure (cannabis), and music enjoying a night-in a term like that, the even can be described as a ‘Hood Rich’ event.
2.) A Hood Rich person is someone living in a project, block, or ghetto that has a pleasant lifestyle of a type of lower social status luxery.
3.) A term describing a success from nothing to something.

Person 1: Damn nigga what a beautiful southern night! Girls, brew, pressure, and black-n-milds!
Person 2: Yea nigga this is Hood Rich!

Jackie: Damn look at Tommy he be looking all hooked up.
Lilly: I know right and he be staying up in them Rembrant Apartments, how he be doing that?
Jackie: I don't know that nigga got it Hood Rich though.

by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

Hood Gang

A squad of guys who members are all looking buff and tough

A:Look over there the Hood Gang is in action
B: Yeah I see that

by Lowen10 August 21, 2016