Shower Belt

A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.

That little Shit is getting the Shower Belt

by B4lls_Mcgee November 7, 2022

g belt

A row of chain, secured by a master lock, used to hold legwear at appropriate/preferred level

“Fuck paying for leather man, all a real nigga needs is a g belt. Hand me them chains. Aye you remember the combo for this lock?”

by Penis Buttman July 6, 2019

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

The belt

Something your dad hits you with

Mom:Go eat your food Jimmy!
Jimmy:NO!
Dad:Don't make me get the belt
Jimmy:NO NO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HDHDHJJHDJHHHHHHHHHAJKHJHDDD

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

Covid Belt

Covid belt; the Southeast United States, the place that disregards human live in a pandemic so they can have a "strong" economy

Joe- "These stupid ass yeehaws can't even handle a pandemic and have blatant disregard for human life. No wonder people are fleeing the covid belt"

Yeehaw person- **dies**

by Iwanttodie17 October 19, 2020

Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.

“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”

by daltonjfk September 27, 2019

Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 7, 2024