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Terd Tunnel

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”
by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025
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teresa

Teresa is the reason evenings feel like lessons
sitting in the airport bus on the way to pick up mom, i thought of that day you came to pick me up from home, how tiring it must have been to find to bus and then get to the stop, you must have wandered, exhausted and then i got mad at you for texting s for directions, my narcissism has clouded my judgment of the past i could only see myself injured never you. the traffic is unbearable here, the ac doesn't work in this seat, i am staring at a family in a car outside, i always thought ill end up like that with you but now realise i would've never kept you happy, so you are perfect where you are now, i wish the every goodthing meant for me would rain on you instead and you get to make a dream family with him. this city is empty and it rots and holidays are only proof of it, i miss you, not you but the you thats dead, hows mrne is she in london still and still dating her bf and is your dad still printing money and travelling world with mom, hows krela, and how are you actually when the performance ends and the silence remembers you? do you ever think about me i hope not! i hope we both heal and i hope ahh..... just please take care
P1: Why you so quiet?
P2: Teresa’s in the room. I’m trying to stay humble.
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bitch tards

a cabal laughed at on the campus of bard college. they characterized by their malicious and dense temperaments.
oh no watch out, here come those bitch tards with shanks in hand
by sugar ray leonard August 24, 2007
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Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.
That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.
by Will chatwin February 20, 2009
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Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.
Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.
by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009
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sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.
I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.
by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011
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