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tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.
Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.
by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008
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Ga-tarded

Something someone would say to define / describe someone who's trying to be in the game who's retarded who can't do the fucking game at all so therefore "Ga-tarded"
Damn dog did you see That buster / half breed ton naiil trying to rob a fool again cuz he's got no game/ hustle fucking Ga-tarded
by k187c November 29, 2021
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Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
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Fuck-Tard

| Fuck-Tard | : Noun
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.

² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.

³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
"You ruined it, you stupid FUCK-TARD!"
by Rockstarr3702 April 21, 2020
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tard spinner

What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD
Look at Jimmy's new tard spinner
by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017
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App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.
Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.
by clappr February 25, 2015
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good-tarded

When something should be viewed as retarded and without any good memories, but you can't help but look back on it fondly
Bill: How was the new Rambo movie?

Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.
by whack86 March 29, 2009
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