empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

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5-letter system

The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.

I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

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working the system

A clean disconnect when you poop, no need for a wipe.

Toilet paper was spotless, I'm working the system.

by Mscswel April 29, 2014

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Unity's Particle System

A great system for making particles, and very versatile. I heard someone overthrew the government with it.

Dani: You've never heard of Unity's Particle System? It's a great system for making particles.

by SenorToastYT February 7, 2021

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all systems go

when one is defecating and feels the urge to urinate in consequence

dude i was taking a huge dukie and i felt the need to let all systems go

by JLOBSTER January 24, 2011

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Idiots who think hust because a song is trying to make a political point it sounds good. Generaly instigated by a lack of an educated taste in music, or inspired by peers and therefore sanctified as "cool".System of a down is repetative meaningless bullshit. Often the fans dont care about the political points and like the screaming and emo-like crap.

1.James liked system of a down, so that made Chris like system of a down, which made Ross like System of a down. He's a system of a down fan

2Ross likes SOAD, but that doesnt count coz hes a stupid oaf.

by anonymous1923 August 31, 2006

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