raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace

Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?

by Supermanjamz September 7, 2017

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024

Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023

elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America

Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols

by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016

Island Sword Fight

When two or more men get drunk on the forsaken rock known as Harsens Island urinate in the same toilet while drunk. At the same time

Defined as Bobby and Alex got so drunk last night, they recorded themselves with their little wieners out peeing in the toilet together , they called it an Island Sword Fight

by Jimmy Lahey December 28, 2024

Sword art online

Sword art online is the greatest show ever created, it’s even better than true masterpieces such us: boku no pico, ex-arm, domestic girlfriend, rent a girlfriend…

Did you like sword art online?
Ilu: Sword art online puede que sea un mundo virtual pero me siento más vivo aquí que en el mundo real.

by AquaFast February 7, 2022