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Swedish Fish

A sexual act, or the participant themselves, in which several men (origionally swedish men from the country of orgin) masterbate while standing in a circle around a woman, bound at the feet and hands. The woman is free to move about, attemptiong to avoid the ejaculate of the men and seeing as she is bound, can only move in a manner that is resemblant of a fish out of water.
"would you care to be the swedish fish at our party tonight?"
by DGZO May 14, 2009
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swedish meatballs

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
by Bekimz March 11, 2007
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swedish

1. Another word for queer, unless describing a woman. The woman of sweden are fine.
2. Wannabe Danish people
Person 1: Yo i heard he's swedish
Person 2: Poor guy
by SultanDenmark April 5, 2005
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Swedish cookie cutter

When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.
Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!

Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?

Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved

Friend: ???
by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010
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Swedish nightstick

The act of freezing a large thick shit in saran wrap, then later dildoing a female 3-7 hours later upon removal of the frozen shit.
Yo, I gave my girl the swedish nightstick last night and SHE LOVED IT!
by Squid and LuBe June 9, 2011
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Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.
Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
by Folfsky October 22, 2011
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Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.
Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012
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