Life Surfer

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

by emand January 22, 2009

Cloud surfing

When you smoke some that good chronic and you stay on the move feeling high as fuck!!

I just blazed up some that real good now my ass cloud surfing on my way to work!

by muffylove April 13, 2014

surfi'n bird

a sexual act were you do a girl doggy style and right be for you blow your load you pull out and blow it all over her face and while she's in shock from that just dump her.

yo last night i surfi'n bird my ex she started freaking out

by The Gr8 goldstien February 5, 2010

wardrobe surfer

Somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Ring Surfer

Ring Surfer: someone who likes to lick the Anus.

Dude your a Ring Surfer

by Giant Golden Mole December 8, 2004

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010