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Real and Straight

The opposite of the term "Fake and gay" created by youtube user "Ray William Johnson" in his popular youtube show "=3"
Also commonly used now by trolls.
Ray: Yo man that vid was FAKE AND GAY

Shane: Wtf dude, no, that video was totally "Real and Straight"
by Dingleberry bob March 21, 2010
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straight edger

Somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. That is, a person who respects their body
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.

Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.
Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.

--or--

Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge
by Neera May 1, 2006
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Wank stain

Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains
by L-dizzle October 24, 2004
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Strafing the bunker

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.
by Kizuel November 20, 2007
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straight up

Means you are being very serious. no joking here.
john-i slept with her last night

mike- no you didnt

john- no dude straight up i did.
by caddaayy April 5, 2009
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Stainless Steel Sink

A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009
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poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper
holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies
by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009
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