Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020

sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007

smoked

to kill someone using a gun(commonly pistol)

i smoked that muthafucka

by LeCrano September 19, 2005

chode-smoker

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)

Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.

by Konatone March 10, 2004

cunt smoke

when you are eatin a pussy and your face gets blown on by a huge gust of wind from inside her meat hole

I just got a rush of cunt smoke blown in my face by Gretchen!

by chris and john May 11, 2004

Cock Smoke

Of pertaining to a person who sucks dick. A dick sucking whore.

your a fucking cock smoke.

by 13 March 26, 2003

The Smoke

Nickname of several cities, originally London's. Short for "The Big Smoke".

We're heading for the Smoke.

by Papa B-16 May 8, 2005