He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 02, 2020
by Huezo November 24, 2021
Steven, he's my Esteban, he's every man, a one-man-band, talented at all he pursues!!! People mistake him for "nice guy" when in reality, he's a brave bad ass who has the courage to be generous amongst wolves.
Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.
Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!
Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.
Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!
by Il tuo tesoro January 01, 2022
by AVFC1874 September 01, 2023
by Reeses Pece November 03, 2010
Andrew Stevens post cringe memes, pictures and has a whole cringe cult following him with weird ass kids.
by Pp113 May 14, 2020
This aggresive act involves postioning oneself on the edge of large boat with every intention to defecate off the side. If this bold individual is able to execute a dump in plain viewsight of other ship goers and beach loungers he is said to have acheived the highest known title in boating, the "Shipyard Steven"
Mike had such high aspirations of being crowned the shipyard steven that he deemed it necesary to drop his shorts, lean off the side of the boat and launch a dump for all those on the beach to witness.
by Reggie Dumps April 14, 2009