status

a word used to describe something..usally goes after an adjective

Ex.1

Max: yo John your fro looks crazy status today

Ex.2

John: whoaa that girl is amazingg status :O !


Ex.3

Max: do you have change for a 100$ bill?

John: lol you must be crazy bro..i'm not rich status

by asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkj February 4, 2009

Status Kos

The neo-liberal status quo maintained on DailyKos by ridiculing those whose ideas differ from the majority.

I tried to write an insightful diary about how the queer rights movement has been hijacked by gay marriage activists, but people kept telling me I was a "concern troll." I guess what I have to say just doesn't fit into the Status Kos.

by DonBito March 7, 2009

The iPhone Status Gang

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...

"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy

by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011

status prank

when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing

"Myspace User's Status: I like to eat penis cake" that's a status prank

by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009

status

a way of measuring how much the man you are...Can be gained by doing many things for instance: pulling bitches, coming through in the clutch, saying something extremely funny, doing something slick, or punking someone.
See also: G status, punking, loss of status,pimp status, status holder

Behemoth:awww yo dog that bitch just forced you to lean back kyle"
All:"Awww man Status lost"

the deez: "Dude i just shanked that wack dinosaur-lookin bitchs alcohol"
kai: "word gain of status man"

by The Deez July 28, 2008

Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010