Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Flying Squirrel

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.

I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012

squirrel treat

Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze

Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.

by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020

shayan the squirrel

An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.

Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"

by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016