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Squatching 

The act of getting stoned while in the woods and then playing Hot Lava on fallen tree's.
" I cant wait for recess today so we can go squatching at the state park".

Steve totally ate it and broke his phone while we were squatching Tuesday.

"Evan went big today while we were squatching and totaly jacked his knee."
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Ya likle babylan squat 

A string of words influenced by Jamaican slang which are used to project anger or dissapointment at another person.
Person 1: Wayasay ya rasted claaat!
Person 2: Airee Jefree, wayamean insolt an' shout I?
Person 1: 'ush ya gums ya likle babylan squat!!I angry wid blaad for eat me rice and peas!
Person 2: I saarry Jefree, i will miik sam more.
Person 1: Okiii,i help ya miik et. When i put Rice, you put Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2: ..n Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2 ..n Peas!...

squatcha 

abbreviation for an unusually hairy vagina. Shortened version of Sasquatch.
"Ever since I got off the birth control pill my squatcha has been enormously hairy!"
squatcha by Chinchinfoo April 26, 2010

Squatch Tallywhacker 

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair
“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

Wall Squatter 

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.
Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting
Wall Squatter by germany1967 June 23, 2009