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iPhone spraytan

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.
Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.
by snoozysooz January 11, 2012
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No Spray No Lay music

The term is derived from the popular phrase 'no spray no lay' that aftershave salesmen in nightclub toilets to convince you to pay for a spray of aftershave. It describes terrible Rnb or Hip-hop music and is associated to the above phrase because the music is of such bad quality is could have been produced in a toilet by an aftershave salesman.

Examples include but are not limited to Soulja Boy, Drake, Pitbull, Lil wayne, Jason Derulo, Bobby shmurda, Big sean, YFN Lucci, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Chris Brown, Dj Khaled, Young thug, Travi$ Scott, Lil uzi vert and many more pathetic artists.
Promoter: Yo lads, come into our club we got sick tunes and 2 for 1 on jagerbombs.
Harry: No thanks mate, its full of no spray no lay music.
Promoter: what do you mean man were playing Drake and Young thug?
Harry: I mean their horse shit and you would have to pay me to come in this club.
Promoter: :0

*guy pulls over to girl in pimped out Corsa playing Pitbull*
Guy: Hey gurl, where have you been all my life?
Girl: Avoiding you...
Guy: Dont be like that babe, do need a ride?
Girl: Not in that piece of shit with your no spray no lay music, you penis.
Guy: Your just a gold digger!
Girl: No your just pathetic. If you took those plastic diamond earrings out, put Big L, Gang starr or Nas on and bought a car that doesnt look like its been on pimp my ride with tim westwood I might have reacted differently.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
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sorry to inform you so late

the sick 6 second .avi that Colby made using nothing but Fraps and Yuyu Hakusho.

What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:

"sorry to inform you so late"

and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.
"Wow, David, sorry to inform you so late but men CAN lactate"

"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"
by colby sandler October 5, 2006
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spray painting

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie
dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day
by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009
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sorry daddy

Something gay lads say to straight ppl to scare them
You fucking faggot
“Sorry daddy
WHAT THE FUCK
by I_eat_dick December 6, 2021
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sexy spray

another name for a Victoria's secret body spray called "love spell"
Guy: "damn girl what chu wearin"

Girl: "sexy spray"

Guy: "awwwesomee"
by telephone45 March 15, 2008
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