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Spontananity

Random and unexpected moments of insanity.
Dude1: BANANAS!!!!

Dude2: Uhhhmm...what?
Dude1: Sorry. Hit a bit of spontananity there...
by Izzyjaimz June 22, 2009
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Spontabulous

A mix between spontaneous and fabulous. Usually used to explain a random, but equally awesome moment in time. It could be looked at from many angles, and even called fateful that something so spontabulous could have ever happened.
"Whoa, that concert we went to last night as so cool. It was really gnarly when we got to meet the lead singer; that was spontabulous!"

"Yeah, I didn't think they'd let us."
by MaliceCo. August 14, 2009
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spongezombie

when spongebob comes on and the kid just sit there looking at the tv like zombies
my sisters kids love this show when it comes on the dont even move the just sit there or become spongezombie
by e-beth45 January 3, 2010
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Spongwibble

1. The condition caused when a Spong is given more than two options to choose from.

2. A complete state of mental fugue brought on by excessive overindulgence in alcohol and/or drugs.
Example 1:

Burgerslave: "What side do you want with that, beans, BBQ beans or coleslaw"?

Spong: "..............................."????

Example 2:

"Look at the state of you, 6 pints, 2 shots and a spliff and you're spongwibbled".
by Zipraker August 7, 2010
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Spontanewank

When you're sat there innocently on the computer, or lying in bed, trying to sleep.... THEN BAM! You find yourself involuntarily jerking off...
Danny was almost fired for accidentally masturbating in the conference, but the Italian business men understood. They too, had suffered from spontanewank from time to time...
by lqwis December 16, 2010
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Spongemonster

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.
It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.
by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011
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spontanetitty

A spontaneous breast grope that is unexpected but pleasurable.
A young guy walked by me at the concert and in a moment of spontanetitty we were all over each other.
by Beaktor July 19, 2011
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