sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

splondle

The 8th sense

"I used all eight senses riding my bike over the weekend. Yeah, even Splondle!"

by Novablad July 7, 2024

splooge

that thing you can do in mario sunshine by pressing r and a at the same time

if you want to beat the manta eel boss, you need to splooge

by RedstoneRuler February 12, 2026