Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
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"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
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Get the seattle sober mug.It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
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Get the texas sober mug.A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.
Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"
Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"
Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"
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