1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008
Get the Soggy Waffle Fuckermug. As if being called a scab isnt already bad enough, we all know as human being soggy scabs are the epitemy of everything that makes you crumble
by Spyder_21 November 6, 2007
Get the Soggy Scabmug. by dawsdz September 8, 2004
Get the soggy long bottommug. by DobbyTheBuckbeak July 5, 2019
Get the Soggy Chicken Stripsmug. Worse than every insult combined, including "your granny tranny". This would be a final resort in an argument as it is unlimitedly powerful. If this insult is used against you, there's no chance of survival.
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your granny tranny
Person 1: Your doggy soggy
Person 2: *Asphyxiated by an unknown force, possibly the unknown power of the insult*
Person 2: Your granny tranny
Person 1: Your doggy soggy
Person 2: *Asphyxiated by an unknown force, possibly the unknown power of the insult*
by BattyBoi March 17, 2018
Get the Your doggy soggymug. by Lreich556 June 21, 2021
Get the Soggy from the chemomug. A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.
Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.
by opticnrv September 8, 2013
Get the Soggy Yankee Yankmug.