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Sloppy Cronkite

When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"
The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
by C-rad Der Blessed February 2, 2007
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bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
by -HEF- September 3, 2009
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Sloppy Arrow

The poop where your stomach cramps up before it happens. When you go to poop, at first it's like the head of an arrow, it's hard and extremely painful to push out the 2 to 4 solid pieces of feces. After the "dam breaks" A flush of liquid-like poop flies out, thus being the sloppy wooden part of the arrow. So the poop is known as a "Sloppy Arrow"
Dude, I was totally about to get it in when I had really bad stomach cramps! As soon as I felt it, I knew I had a Sloppy Arrow, and I was going to be in the bathroom shitting liquid for hours!
by Bam!Sook2:30 May 10, 2011
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sloppy grease fantastic

when two males engage in sex one male jerks the other off while the other farts in his mouth. then the male with the fart in his mouth blows it all over the other.
Oh gary, I'll give you a sloppy grease fantastic!
by Horacio March 12, 2004
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Sloppy Jack

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
by cannabis420 March 18, 2015
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sloppy anna

The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.
In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.
by Shyann Mance April 29, 2008
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shopping trolley dog

A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))
"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?
by massive bender October 14, 2007
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