igloo smack

an act of sex/assertion generally found in cold climates in which a male sticks his erect penis in the snow until frozen and then beats his female partner in the face with it.

man, i got stoned off my ass the other day in greenland and i was bangin this chick when i started to get my bearings i realized she was ugly as hell so i gave her an igloo smack and ran.

by sven olefson July 6, 2005

to lay the smack down

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004

smack johnson

when a person is smacked out of their mind on thizzles

shut up smack johnson,
whats up smack johnson,
never be that smacked smack johnson

by chachi916 April 24, 2007

slucking

Sleep fucking.

"I was totally slucking my boyfriend last night."

by FancyButterflies August 8, 2009

sjuck

to be fucking awesome

hey that guys fucking sjuck!

by michelle nicole photo May 22, 2010

Bombardi smack

Dick slapping someone in the face while they are sleeping

Bill was passed out on the couch from drinking too much at the frat house, some of the frat brothers were paying cards and John said someone needs to go over there and give Bill an ol' Bombardi smack since he pussed out so fast...

by U of M Fan / Go Blue December 6, 2006

Superflaulisticgenetialiac Smack

{super-flaw-istic-genetialistic-smack} (male use only)

When someone plays super mario bros. 1 (only number 1) for over 4 hours and 32 minutes straight and then goes to court for a parking ticket and moons the judge in the middle of the case and slaps the judge across the face with his penis and scrotum.

"Did you hear about Billy Bob?"
"Oh yeah, I heard he pulled off a Superflaulisticgenetialiac Smack the other day..."

by DERZ! January 28, 2008