What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

by Dizza12 April 9, 2010

smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, she really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 6, 2004

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

Smoking a boat

A Boat is another term for PCP. PCP is some nasty shit. Don't take it. ever.

Guy: Hey man, wanna smoke a boat?

Me: Nah man, I'm all weed, I don't do hard shit like you

Guy: Come on man, you'd love smoking a boat...

Me: Fuck off crack head.

by FlaTLiN3D September 2, 2009

smoke test

A quick test to see if your software works at all. Originally a term for testing electronics ("switch on the power and see if there's smoke").

You should do a smoke test on your software before passing it on to testers.

by panze May 21, 2009

Smoking in a Circle

It's exactly what it sounds like.

A group of people smoking pass (usually an L) around to each person smoking forming a circle (said L is usually passed to the left)

Yo we smoking in a circle cause you assholes always forget who to pass to next.

by pothead educated March 19, 2011

Smoking a dirty

Smoking a blunt laced with an added narcotic like cocaine, heroin, or molly. Typically combining drugs with opposite affects like uppers and downers.

Smoking a dirty will bring you to that next level, spark at your own risk.

by SnoopsWifey May 19, 2018