Satchi

A really smart, outgoing guy who can make friends with anyone. He tends to talk a little much, but everyone still likes him. At times, he can be really annoying, but that's because he has minor issues. Even so, he is a great guy who everyone should get to know.

Guy: I have 254 friends, and they're not from the Internet.
Other guy: We're calling you Satchi from now on.
Crowd: Right on!

by Trilobyte August 7, 2016

samtchilds

Pronounced 'sam-tee-child-s'
Noun:
Someone who is blatantly homosexual, but denies it.
Can be shortened to 'samt' (sam-tee)

-'Oh hey, have you seen Alex? He's acting a bit defensive lately'
> 'Yes, he's a Samtchilds'
- 'Really? He should come out soon'
.............................
"that guy there is such a samt"

by please accept. i cba try again January 1, 2017

Satchie

Satchie's refer to a particular type of chav, they can be defined by their prominent accessory, the satchel bag, they also tend to wear Adidas, Nike, etc.

Look out, here comes a group of Satchie's.

by Veraci Nullatenus November 15, 2018

smitchy

Something that is small and squishy
*cute*

That baby is so smitchy

by mimeseisverytiny March 18, 2020

Nad Satchell

Scrotum, the sack which contains male testes.

The "Nad Satchell" contains one's "Nadgers"

by Rebecca Wilmot February 28, 2008

Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010