slippery slap

After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.

Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."

by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010

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Slippery Jew

A Slippery Jew Is a Jewish Person That is so salty its disgusting then he/she refuses to shower off the salt because jews havent had good Past experiences with showers.

you Slippery jew, no one loves you

by Slendart123 November 5, 2016

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Slippidge

Traditional deep fried English fast food.
To prepare and place deep fried food under heatlamps to sweat grease.

after shouting, Q. "KFC or Maccy'd's.?" Nar two quid of slippidge please better on the way up.

by Pixiemaggee March 15, 2009

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slippery snowplow

Canadian sex position, involving ejaculating on the female's feet, then sliding her along the floor until she falls and you plow her...again

i totally pulled a slippery snowplow on that girl last night

by natethezombie December 3, 2010

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Slippery Anchor

The act of slapping your cock on the forehead of the person you have sucking your balls. or "turkey Slapping" whilst "tea bagging"

hey babe how you going with my slippery anchor?

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

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slippery-do-dog

When one person sticks a wet finger into the anus of another person.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.

Bro #1: Dude, I heard that he just stole your gf!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!

by slipperyday February 14, 2014

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