by Sweet Kicks Willy July 24, 2011
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"I would totally fuck Jason Voorhees, and I don't care what anyone has to say about it. LOL, I am such a slasher fucker."
by L0RD_IDI0T May 11, 2021
Get the slasher fucker mug.Guy1: Bro did you seriously bang that twenty eight year old dragon last night, she easily must have been two hundred fifty pounds.
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
by medievalman3434 December 3, 2010
Get the dragon slayer mug.An institution supported and perpetuated by the Democratic Party right before the civil war. It's true. Look it up.
When Republican Abraham Lincoln became President during the election of 1860 on a platform of ending slavery in the US, many of the slave owning southern Democratic State Officials opted to secede from the Union.
When Abraham Lincoln and the Republican Union finally defeated the Confederates in 1865, many southern Democrat landowners refused to respect the freedom to former slaves and formed the terrorist organization, the KKK.
When Republican Abraham Lincoln became President during the election of 1860 on a platform of ending slavery in the US, many of the slave owning southern Democratic State Officials opted to secede from the Union.
When Abraham Lincoln and the Republican Union finally defeated the Confederates in 1865, many southern Democrat landowners refused to respect the freedom to former slaves and formed the terrorist organization, the KKK.
Brainwashed Liberal: The Republican party hates people of color. They are all about keeping the poor man working in slavery. It's the Democratic party that is a friend of the black man.
Old School Republican: The Republican party is about personal responsibility. You get only what you've worked for and earned. If Democrats had their way they would tax us all into slaves of the government. Open a history book.
Old School Republican: The Republican party is about personal responsibility. You get only what you've worked for and earned. If Democrats had their way they would tax us all into slaves of the government. Open a history book.
by Markwonder September 27, 2011
Get the Slavery mug.by elmo690585 October 22, 2006
Get the wookie slayer mug.Mikol@d2jsp did 54 MQs in 1 week. This kid gave up pussy, food, water, and sun light to do what no one else could do. Then his amazing season was stolen by a lucky nerd named dpaules, who had 70 less MQs than him.
Mikol @ jsp could have the most MQ's in a season even if he started 5 months after everyone else! He is the definition of a "Ladder Slasher"
by Njaguar@jsp November 23, 2011
Get the Ladder Slasher mug.A Semen Slayer is when a person cuts a slit in their partners ballsack and sucks the semen out of it.
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