slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"

That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!

by brneyes10 August 8, 2016

simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

damn milo little is such a fucking simper

by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020

doogie snipper

1. A person who snips doogies. doogie
2: A general, meaningless term found in the rap of amatuers.

1. I am a doogie snipper, therefore doogies do not like me very much.
2. I'm-a doogie snippa, doog--doog doogie snippa, etc.

by tattlemoose August 4, 2006

silk slipper

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.

"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

slippery

1. Tending or liable cause of slipping or slidding caused by ice, oil, or wet surface
2. something you cause slipping or slidding on the bathroom floor after you jack off, masterbate, or jerked.

1. "that road was slippery"
2. "ah dude, why the f*** did you make the floor all slippery??"

by thom1005 May 15, 2007

slippery nipple

a shot drink which is made with Buttershots and Baileys Irish Creme, tastes like a reeses peanutbutter cup

i got hammered last night off those slippery nipple!

by swypergt98 December 11, 2008