An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
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"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
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The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.
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-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
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2. That foo was the sharpest motha this side of the tracks.
2. That foo was the sharpest motha this side of the tracks.
by Frizzy October 4, 2003
Get the sharp mug.Scorpios are often very artsy creative people, they are very secretive and they dont trust a lot of people. Scorpios can often freak you out when you first meet them, but when you get to know them they are realy kind.
Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.
Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.
They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.
They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.
Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.
They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.
They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
"Scorpio ****% punched me" said human
Scorpio types
Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
Scorpio types
Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
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