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Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
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The Billy Sharp Rumour

The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.
‘The billy sharp rumour: Billy sharp to Bradford is a done deal!’
by LankyGuy January 30, 2023
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scorpion

a name for a powerful tank off of HALO
by Dirge January 30, 2005
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
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sharp

1. adj. pointed, cutting edge 2. adj. smart or intelligent
1. That was one sharp ass stick u just jabbed in my eye!
2. That foo was the sharpest motha this side of the tracks.
by Frizzy October 4, 2003
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Scorpio

Scorpios are often very artsy creative people, they are very secretive and they dont trust a lot of people. Scorpios can often freak you out when you first meet them, but when you get to know them they are realy kind.

Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.

Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.

They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.

They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
"Scorpio ****% punched me" said human

Scorpio types

Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
by #eeeeeksotrue August 1, 2019
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