shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

by areola twins June 28, 2008

Cool Shoes

Sperry Topsiders

Wow those are some cool shoes

by agb317 May 7, 2018

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

Feet Shoes

Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.

Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.

by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019

Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.

Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me

by Clemens October 28, 2019

norwegian shoe

Butt plug

This Norwegian shoe has been in me all day

by Lickasshole October 6, 2020