DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps
by MYNAMEIST January 26, 2007
Ellis:play some good music Nathan
Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF
Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF
by Kianc101 July 16, 2019
by jay March 30, 2005
When you steal shit that does not belong to you, but it's justified because you're taking it from total retards.
by capori January 13, 2012
"shut your damn mouth or I'll give you the shitty bitch slap"
by LWJL January 19, 2008
by Shitlord August 02, 2009
John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.
by LE & SJ™ February 08, 2008