Suicide shift

Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.

I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.

She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.

by Snake doctor February 26, 2019

short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"

"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"

by Cassar November 17, 2006

Sheffield

A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter

the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second

by Arcangel-mike August 22, 2008

Sheffield

An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.

"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."

by Walkabout101 November 2, 2006

Stick Shift

V. When you receive a terrible hand job.

That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.

by DocHANDY September 5, 2012

shift

Sometimes used in impersonating a n00b.

<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
<n00blet>4nd h3 w45 l1k3 wtf wh47 1n 7h3 w0r1d 15 d4t???
<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111

by T3h m00f1n4t0r September 4, 2008

Shift

Often used to describe a canine defication. The terms origins are disputed: some say that the term was first used in Poole, Dorset; the opposing camp claim Welsh ownership, particularly in the Cardiff area. Shifting is often quantified by both length and number of results Shifting is often associated with profuse gas emissions. These have been called "pre-shifting bodily excercises."

"Alfie needs to go out for a shift."
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"

by jz32300 March 18, 2015