gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have

Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping

by wtwer April 9, 2013

Flousenigger Shopping

To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.

"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"

by Kapple February 6, 2014

couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

Blitzmas-Shopping

Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.

It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .

by AndyBozac December 27, 2017

onwine shopping

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VERB

1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix May 2, 2018