Second Wave

When you finish taking a shit and then you suddenly have to shit again.

I was on my way out the door when the Second Wave hit me.

by GuyNamedTy July 18, 2016

Secondary school

Hell. Absolute hell. In Hong Kong we have at least 5 homework per day. Bunch of retarded form 1 and form 2 students thinking they are grown ups and running up and down the corridor like driving a racing car. In form 3 there are so many depressed and frazzled. Form 4 students always beat up one another, form 5 students stressed out af to prepare to face the crappy DSE and form 6 students that does not come to school. If you think that the educational system in Europe and America is bad enough, then you should come to Hong Kong, the most intelligent and depressed place in the world.

Student A: Fuck this assignment I am going to burn this secondary school down
Student B: Same

by bored hong kong student November 13, 2020

slutty seconds

slutty seconds is the name for either a girl who sleeps w/ a whole bunch of her ex-bfs friends, or a guy who sleeps w/ all his friends ex-gfs

Male form: Man, Craig is going for slutty seconds. He's sleeping w/ the same girl that fucked his friends Eric and Justin.
Female form: Oh my god, Brita is for sure taking slutty seconds. She fucked Chelsea's ex, Melissa's ex, and Kerri's ex.

by Takinabreakistan December 8, 2005

Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008

baritone section

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.

Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.

by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019

Dirty Bieber Secrets

A blog where jb fans write about their sexual fantasies with Justin Bieber.It creeps the fuck out of any normal human being.

"Oh my god, JB will freak out when he reads all those DBS(dirty bieber secrets)

"Want to be creeped out? go to www.dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com

by Baladeaparis September 5, 2011

Godwin's Second Law

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

The law was coined in a 2022 tweet by Mike Godwin.

Person 1: Did they seriously have to make the main character gay? This is forced diversity. I'm tired of all the rampant wokeness in modern media.
Person 2: Godwin's Second Law. You lose.

by PersonWhoExists50306 November 27, 2022