When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
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