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Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015
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Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.
She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.
by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017
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salti nerd

cool human being, very Huggable and loved by all. Tends to be awesome in every way.
by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020
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Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.
I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?
by KRayna September 13, 2023
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salty jim

When a man or woman pees into a condom and uses said condom as a dildo
Once I'm done playing world of Warcraft (because I'm a virgin for life) I'll give a nice salty Jim
by Voldaar December 27, 2016
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salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.
Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!
by Braku69 April 29, 2006
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