Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation

Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro

by saltydog69 October 11, 2011

taken with a grain of salt

to not be entirely trusted, to be skeptical of something

idiomatic expression Americans use

taken with a grain of salt-

to consider something to be not completely true or right

I've read the article, which I take with a grain of salt.

Related vocabulary: hard to swallow

by rach131 March 13, 2015

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 08, 2009

Salt Lake Lickey

The act of oral sex through a mormon glory hole. Usually performed through the hole in a sheet, to prevent body contact and resulting impure thoughts.

Not wanting to remove his own magic underwear, he instead gave her a Salt Lake Lickey.

by diaphanous December 27, 2008

Bath Salt Crazy

When one gets high on bath salts and then proceeds to eat another person's face off. One does not have to be high on bath salts to go "bath salt crazy" but it is how to let someone know you are very serious and they should stop messing with you.

You better stop making me angry before I got all bath salt crazy on your ass.

by kpg September 28, 2012

salt grammar school

A School situated in West Yorkshire (England) it consists of three buildings;
- The West Wing (new building) that is made from card-board.
- The East Wing (old building) that's falling to pieces and has some of the worst toilets found in the western hemisphere.
- The 6th Form Block, Home to the common room a place where the civilised (older) students go to escape the natives (children) that inhabit the school. It also has vending machines that contain chocolate (unlike the rest of the school he he).

A - "So I heard you go to Salts*"
B - 'Yeah"
A - "I also heard its crap"
B - "Yeah"
*Slang for Salt Grammar School

by ILMROWKAW November 11, 2005

Salt Lake

when you get cum in your belly button

Dude, I was jacking off and I filled up my salt lake.

by SL,UT January 27, 2011