For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
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when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*
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Get the Jewish Surprise mug.occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
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