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Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
by Thegodofsex January 4, 2014
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A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010
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by Empty Soul July 11, 2006
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"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
by Lowrider June 2, 2003
Get the 12 Story Face Fuck mug.A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.
That is Vee's life story.
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by toee November 11, 2006
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