Stabler

(noun.)
pronunciation: stab•lr
a person whom stabs and strangles one to death

person one: i just heard that a stabler was in the area last night
person two: wow, i hope the families are okay, that's rough..

by Mal Angelus January 19, 2023

Stabbing The Ghost

When penetration continues after a creampie. (“the ghost” being the cum inside)

1: We were fucking and I came inside her, but I was still hard so I just kept Stabbing The Ghost until she came two more times.

by TenAgainst October 21, 2023

Stabbing the carp

Woman masterbation.

Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.

by Knot consensual November 1, 2023

stabology

The science of stabbing someone very hard in funny places.

"Don't mess with me in a Knife fight, bro. I got a doctorate in Stabology."

by Professor Thawne November 6, 2023

Pokey Stabby

Any object that is used to "poke", stir, or clean out a bowl of bud, either during, before or after smoking.

Oh shit, there is still some ash from that last gnarly bowl in my bong slide, hand me a pokey stabby so i might clean it out.

by Mr. Macgyver October 15, 2011

tinder stable

the current list of Tinder Matches at ones disposal.

Fuck me, my tinder stable is really lacking in quality and style these days. I'll need to up my game or put in a fake profile

by Robbo The Rod November 11, 2014

Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014