Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 13, 2020

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008

spear fam

something commented on someone's Instagram photo to confuse them

me: had a great time in Lanzarote!
Annabel: spear fam

by kat2002r August 30, 2017

Cheer spear

Massive long cock that when inserted makes the person cheer loudly

Dude I gave her the cheer spear last night and the cops got called for disturbing the peace.

by Doug axe December 21, 2024

Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 05, 2024

spear hunting

Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting

Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.

by Still.Eric February 20, 2017