smetty

contraction of the words smart and pretty

-that girl is really pretty and she knows a lot about science.

- She is a real smetty girl

by Sensasion July 19, 2012

Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014

Slitty

A cool ass kid from indianapolis.

Have you heard the new slitty song?

by Slittymusic November 14, 2017

shitty man

A man who assumes everything the wrong way without Knowing all the facts.

I was on the phone with my dad when my husband assumed (being a Shitty man) I had a boyfriend.

by Mickey Martinez May 7, 2018

shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009