Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

smella

well fitttt but going out with a freak called tom, avoid him, hang out with her, shes a babe...

guy 1: duude i would so tap that...
guy 2: dude, your wasting your time, smellas going out with this guy called tom, hes kinda wierd, lets hang with her though

by lilbee31 November 29, 2009

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

smellaphone

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

by Stebo November 18, 2004

Smellanie

A cancerous growth of a girl that feeds on the happiness of others, until there is no more left in the entire world for anyone. One of the causes of the downfall of Western Civilization.

Dude, you really have to break up with that girl, she's a Smellanie.

by helloiamjon September 6, 2011

New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018