smegbean

A term to describe a ball-like formation of smega under a foreskin. Indicative of incredibly poor hygiene and over masturbation.

Kyle is such a smegbean, dude needs to get himself a life, and some pussy too.

by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good

that boy's got a lot of smegma nice

by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023

Smegmacious

(Adj.) Possessing the aroma, appearance, or aura of the presence of smegma

“Bro you’re acting awfully smegmacious right now.”
“It’s important to put deodorant in between your balls so as not to be perceived as smegmacious.”

by FBoO666 January 22, 2023

smegma overload

Smegma overload

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John

by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023

Smegmasaurus

A quite kinky individual who has a sexual attraction to smegma or commonly referred to as dick cheese

Person 1: hey honey gimme some of dat dick cheese

Person 2: fuck nah bitch! Get ur smegmasaurus ass out of here

by DefinitionGuy69420 March 21, 2023

smegy

smegy- someone who is contaminated with dick cheese

"remember him from the bar, he was so smegy"

by smoole April 14, 2023