Chugging beer in a porta-potty.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
by JJ Brisco July 13, 2011
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2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
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The word is derived from slampiece, but rejects the negative connotation, much like how black people are allowed to say the "N" word.
The word is derived from slampiece, but rejects the negative connotation, much like how black people are allowed to say the "N" word.
by susettajones December 18, 2012
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3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
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3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
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