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The Three Shake Rule 

After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.
It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.
The Three Shake Rule by Elburno February 23, 2008

Shake and Break 

Phrase used to describe the action of seperating a large fecal discharge into two or more peices to faciliate flushing.
"Man, my turd felt like it an 18 inch rope--I decided to shake and break that monster so I didn't clog the bowl."
Shake and Break by Da Man 2010 April 5, 2010

shades of Eastwood 

term coined in Boondock Saints II meaning "badass"
Murphy MacManus: "You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?"
Connor MacManus: "Shades of Eastwood."
shades of Eastwood by ninjo335 October 24, 2010

Mud Shake 

The fluid, often brown with creamy swirls, created by one man blowing a load in another man's rectum.
"I hear that dude loves a good mud shake."
Mud Shake by Coon Cookie May 9, 2010

third shake clause 

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.
"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

Kula Shaker 

A variation on cool, great, awesome etc. Ironically associated with the band of the same name.
Dansfield -'we're probs off to the union tonight'
I-ain - 'Kula Shaker'
Kula Shaker by I-ain October 20, 2008