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Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"
Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
by The Jiggle May 24, 2006
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semen

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!
by KB October 8, 2003
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Semenlin

A hormone release from a man’s penis that induces a large amount of weight lost. Often prescribed as a weight lost drug from many healthcare professionals.
I can’t wait for my boyfriend to give me my daily dose of semenlin so I can lose another 15 lbs.
by Semenology February 14, 2018
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semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.
EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.
by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008
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Semensucker

1. A deragatory term referring to a woman, usually a prostitute.

2. A deragatory term referring to a homosexual male.
1. I went crusing down the avenue looking for a semensucker to swallow my shlang.

2. I'm gay, but he's an uber semensucker. I'm not that gay, Im like a 7...
by SychoSurge January 13, 2009
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Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009
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Semen Demon

(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him
Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!
by it'stimetofuckinglearn April 26, 2017
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