If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"
Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
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A hormone release from a man’s penis that induces a large amount of weight lost. Often prescribed as a weight lost drug from many healthcare professionals.
by Semenology February 14, 2018
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by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008
Get the semen cake mug.1. A deragatory term referring to a woman, usually a prostitute.
2. A deragatory term referring to a homosexual male.
2. A deragatory term referring to a homosexual male.
1. I went crusing down the avenue looking for a semensucker to swallow my shlang.
2. I'm gay, but he's an uber semensucker. I'm not that gay, Im like a 7...
2. I'm gay, but he's an uber semensucker. I'm not that gay, Im like a 7...
by SychoSurge January 13, 2009
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Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
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Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!
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